It’s turkeytime, ladies and gentlemen. Time to fortify the trenches, arm yourselves with as many gravy-absorbent dinner rolls as you can, be ready to tie a napkin tourniquet (Green beans can be fashioned into excellent splints for battle wounds), and if it comes down to it, ask yourself the question: are you ready to throw yourself on a piping hot bowl of yams to save your comrades? If the answer is no, you’re not ready for the battle of Thanksgiving Dinner.

I love the smell of cranberry sauce in the morning.

To those about to dine, we salute you! (and we have prepared some excellent tunes for you as you deploy for your respective battlegrounds)